This has been a good hunting weekend. I found lots of Noam Chomsky stuff, and some Gregorian chant CDs. The new crop of DVDs include Alex Jones, Dave Icke and many others.
I was born in Rio, but trust me, you don't want me in your soccer team. I live in Vancouver. Yoga in Lulemon pants? No thanks: I'd only bend into a pretzel to give myself a blow-job! If you're into the election races drop by at 6 East Cordova for a chat with me or with the little image of Jesus that sprung up under my arm and keeps telling me I'm the Messiah and must run for public office
-Mandatory umbrella-fencing workshops to defend ourselves from panhandlers -To place Jacuzzis in all Downtown East SROs -Love market bail out: life-time supply of sex-traders -To start a charity: "pot for cancer" -To invade North Vancouver and stop weapons of mass homestay -Establish Stanley RV Park -Jack up GM Place's beer price -Transform libraries into Masonic lodges -Expedite more Starbucks permits: we need one in every block! -iPods for every citizen: why unplug from the matrix? -Flat-screen TVs as inducement prizes when buying methadone at your nearest pharmacy -Complete homeless access to film location's catering trucks -Taser first, ask second policy for skytrain fare evaders -Lots of bike lanes so we don't have to use those ugly helmets
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