Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Porn and pancakes


F.A.Q's
Is Porn and Pancakes R rated? No.
Should I bring my son? Yes.
Should my son be 11 years or older? Yes.
Can I bring my dad? Yes.
Should my dad be ready to talk afterwards? Yes.
Why just men? That’s how we started.
Will there be nudity? Ahhh, no.
Will we have to wear name tags? No.
Do you use Grade A or Grade B syrup? Whatever is cheapest.
Will you talk about masturbation? Yes.
Can I bring my men’s group, youth pastors, lead pastors? Yes.
Will we learn about personal accountability? Yes.
Is porn a 57 billion dollar a year business world wide? Yes.

Excerpts from http://xxxchurch.com

No comments: